#dad bod ethan!!!!!

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resident evil body types... :3

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⇢ RESiDENT EViL HEAD CANONS

- jack krauser, leon kennedy, luis serra, ada wong, chris redfield, albert wesker, jill valentine, claire redfield, ethan winters

✧ jack krauser

transman & mlm he doesn’t listen to music often, but when he does it's metal grew up on the countryside with traditional home values (stay at home mom, "man of the house", etc. etc.) as the youngest sibling to 3 brothers. his parent's marriage wasn't one out of love, but rather convenience & societal expectations/pressure. because of this were constantly fighting & physically abusive towards Jack and his siblings. acted and presented masculine from a young age in order to prove he can be a "real" man. ran away from home to join the military at 18. he's spent most of his life away from civilian life, and because of this, he doesn't know how to function in society outside combat. ( "During his days off, Krauser often participated in mercenary work, as he felt that he could not function within society and believed that his service and the thrill of combat were what gave his life meaning." ) extremely insecure about being transgender & uses his power/rank to "make up" for it. resents his homosexuality as he sees it as the remaining "female side" of him he's unable to get rid of. because of this internalized homo/transphobia, he's extremely violent towards anyone he falls for and takes that involuntary attraction as a direct insult to his masculinity. this also ties into his childhood & how he grew up without an example of what healthy affection looks like. his hyper masculinity and borderline (if not outright) misogyny stems from his own dysphoria and insecurities. wears a packer religiously. fighting tooth and nail to not turn this into a ship brainrot ramble BUT this is why i think Krauser's so overly harsh on Leon while also favoriting him to a degree. ("Either way, this is definitely not a 'training room,' this is something Krauser, presumably, put together specifically to train Leon away from the others. There's too much clutter and nothing that would indicate that it's any sort of training area.") ALSO LOOK AT THIS EDIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

✧ leon s. kennedy

transman & bisexual (realistically it wouldn't be likely/possible that he'd been on testosterone long enough for his voice to change to the degree it has in re2r, as it was the 80s... BUT theres no fun in that :-) plus it explains the voice change from re2r to re4r) honorary dad & country rock lover. (canon confirmed?) listens to Nickelback, Saving Abel, Nine Inch Nails, Hinder, Breaking Benjamin, Failure, Nirvana, Avenged Sevenfold, Seether, some MCR (denies it), Shinedown & similar bands :-)!! autistic, has sensitive skin & eczema. a chronic gum chewer. it’s a comforting, absent minded movement that keeps him grounded on the job. spearmint hurts his mouth so he prefers bubble gum or less cold mint flavors. (i'm not projecting u r.) named after his father and introduces himself as Leon S. Kennedy to separate himself from him. went by Scott/Scottie in his teenage years. total mama's boy. Leon Senior was a heavy alcoholic and is where he got his drinking problems from, something Leon's incredibly insecure about as he's afraid of turning into his dad. grew up resenting his father and blames him for his mom's death. had a bit of chub before becoming an agent & grew into a dad bod/beer belly as he got older :-)!!! was extremely insecure as a teenager & child, having facial and body dysphoria both of which remained untreated & linger in his adult life somewhat. was a very light blonde when he was younger, but his hair gradually got darker as he grew up until he was a light brown/dirty blonde (cue identity crisis "am i blonde or a brunette???"). eventually, he started bleaching it. lost motivation and stopped dying it as he got older. movie buff (canon) ( "He makes a lot of references to films such as the "go medieval on your ass" line from RE4R, which is a quote from Pulp Fiction or comparing the China mission to Black Hawk Down. He also quotes a whole scene from Casablanca from memory in Vendetta (the "I never make plans that far ahead" part), so he seems to watch quite a variety of films." ) in the nicest most affectionate way possible... he is so annoying about movies actually, will not shut up with his trivia the whole time it plays. hates horror movies but will never admit it. played hockey as a kid. grew up somewhere cold & is adapted to cold temperatures (he can't stand the heat though). had a dog as a kid and used to absolutely love them (specifically bloodhounds) but he developed a phobia of them after Raccoon City (can you blame him?). no matter how badly he wants a normal domestic life (to settle down, start a family, and give his kids the childhood he never had) he’s secretly terrified of the idea. he doesn’t know how to function outside of work, even when on vacation he can’t seem to relax. (he'd probably name his kids some stupid shit like "Hunter" though, so maybe that's for the best...)

✧ luis serra

cisgender & bisexual or mlm the closest we have to a canon music taste 4 him is Barbie Girl by Aqua (hehe), BUT i'd imagine he'd be a fan of musicians like Queen, Elton John, Michael Jackson, Madonna, ABBA, Billy Joel, Dolly Parton and other artists known to be popular in queer communities!! Grew up Catholic & still holds onto some core ideologies, though in a more superstitious way than religious. while he doesn't consider himself Catholic, he still carries around a cross necklace from his childhood & prays occasionally. Valdelobos was (in canon) devoutly Catholic prior to Saddler's reign, so it makes sense for him to hold on to some of that guilt. (him signing the cross in game.) his jacket is custom-tailored. going on a biiiit of a ramble/history lesson here... but if you look up Western saddles you'll find some with floral patterns similar to Luis' jacket. it's a kind of leather carving that was APPARENTLY inspired by medieval Spanish saddles. not really relevant but a fun fact nonetheless! :-) he picked up smoking from his grandfather. extremely picky when it comes to what cigarettes he smokes. he prefers Marlboro Reds (i don't smoke (except for when i'm missing you) so idrk what i'm talking about) very sentimental & holds on to little trinkets & gifts & pictures, etc. (this is somewhat canon confirmed, seen with him holding onto the Umbrella Dream Team photo, along with the lighter.)

✧ ada wong

transwoman & arospec lesbian likes 80s pop music & typical girly ego boost stuff. stuff like Kate Bush, Lady Gaga & ABBA (she loves Babooshka by Kate Bush & Cheri Cheri Lady by Modern Talking). not sure if she'd actually listen to any of her stuff, but K. Flay's music reminds me of her, specifically The President Has A Sex Tape. mommy issues queen. was in and out of foster care her entire childhood, only to end up back with her mom every time. she's extremely self-sufficient and refuses to rely or depend on anyone due to her childhood history of neglect. essentially raised herself. picked up smoking from her mother and absolutely hates it. she only falls back on nicotine when doing horribly. she carries cigarettes around with her on missions, just in case. has cherry blossom lip gloss and re-applies it religiously. has drop foot (i genuinely can’t think of any other sensible reason she’d always been wearing heels </3). used to like true crime when she was younger. she has issues identifying her feelings and honestly doesn’t care enough to work through them. she isn’t sure if she even likes some people at all. she can’t tell apart affection and finding someone useful. either way, she wants certain people around/safe and she isn’t sure why (Leon for example).

✧ chris redfield

cisgender & mlm canonically listens to Queen and is generally just a big music fan!! (him and Claire's "Made in Heaven" jackets + the Gibson Les Paul at his desk in the S.T.A.R.S. office :-)) listens to Queen, The Smashing Pumpkins, Fleetwood Mac, the Foo Fighters, (some) Nirvana, AC/DC, KISS, Van Halen, Iron Maden, Black Sabeth, The Fray, Failure, Kings of Leon & similar bands ^_^!! likely disabled after that TBI in Edonia (i'd imagine there'd be some long-term consequences from hitting ur head so hard u get amnesia for 6 months). total adrenaline junkie with a savior complex. has an extremely high pain tolerance. he cannot fucking hear oh my god... please get him a hearing aid its so bad. was the stereotypical overprotective brother when he and Claire were younger, always scaring the shit out of anyone she brought home. used to take her to junk yards for shooting practice (she shot herself in the leg once... oopsies!). probably smells like a dog & uses 4 in 1 shampoo. stinky vermin. can’t cook for the life of him; lives off microwaveable meals. surprisingly organized, considering how messy he used to be in his younger years. plays the guitar (canon) & has a Gibson. Shy about his singing voice, so it's rare to hear, but i'd imagine it sounds similar to Isaac Slade's (lead singer of The Fray), just a bit deeper/gruffier. extremely good with dogs - actually considered being a dog trainer when he was younger. has a German Shepherd & a Bernese Mountain Dog, both are extremely well trained. canonically hates the rich, and is anti-capitalist lol. it's likely he was discharged from the Air Force for talking back to his superiors. would be an amazing dad but is terrified of the idea of settling down. no matter how badly he wants to have a domestic life he doesn’t know how to adapt to it. has a matching tattoo with Claire!! ^_^

✧ albert wesker

aro/ase spec & pan has autism, ASPD, NPD & a god complex (he has no idea what most of those labels mean & sees any attempts at people diagnosing him as useless and a waste of time). sensory issues & sensitive eyes because of Uroboros (leads to overstimulation sometimes, which makes him even more of a grumpy bitch). has an insane skincare routine. listens to classical music & 80s crap. while he originally got with ms. Muller with the goal of having a child, Wesker was unaware of Jake's birth. he deemed her as suitable as she had desirable traits that he wanted to carry on but never knew she actually got pregnant. suppresses/ignores any sexual thoughts/urges he has, as he views sexual impulses as a weakness and looks down on it. he sees himself as better than the average person because of his ability to control this. walked on his toes as a kid. most lights are too bright for him (hence the sunglasses wearing indoors). gets extremely frustrated if his plants or routine get interrupted or even slightly changed. sits in a dark room to de stimulate when needed, sometimes he reads, other times he just zones out. weird about how he treats Neurotypical ppl lol (treats them as they would Neurodivergents; like his experiences are the social norm & any other way of living is alien and outlandish). doesn’t smoke often but when he does he prefers Camels or Marlboro Blues (again, i don’t smoke so idrk). speaks some German & Latin (Latin from virus names and yada yada sciencey stuff)

✧ jill valentine

cisgender & lesbian listens to riot grrrl music (bikini kill), Come, Deftones, System of a Down, Paramore, Drowning Pool, Slipknot, Depeche Mode, TOOL, Soundgarden, Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin & similar bands while the S.D. Perry novels aren't canon i rlly like how they depicted her childhood (along with it being the only "official" backstory for her we have). the idea of her dad being a crime boss explains her knowledge of lock picking & ability to keep a level head. she definitely had a few run-ins with the law as a kid. she has a little sister. has a Russian Blue cat & her favorite fruit are pears. can speak some french, though not too well due to lack of use. she has fairly thick hair and an undercut that she refuses to have shaved professionally. she likes cutting her hair herself, and refuses to pay to have it done. normally she has a friend or whoever's available cut it for her in exchange for a couple bucks. still has blonde hair from re5, but dyes it (Wesker absolutely killed the melanin in her skin and hair). she has blonde streaks & roots due to lack of free time to re-dye. has heightened abilities from lingering effects of the P30 drug (strength, perception time, speed, etc.). has a permanent scar on her chest from the P30 device.

✧ claire redfield

cisgender & bisexual/lesbian listens to Queen (canon), Stevie Nicks, Heart, Led Zeppelin, the Runaways, KISS, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, Nirvana, Bon Jovi, No Doubt, Petal, The Killers, Jack Off Jill, The Smiths, Smashing Pumpkins & similar bands. Chris used to take her out to junkyards to practice shooting together (accidentally shot herself in the leg once after shooting at metal... oopsies :-)!!) dyes her hair auburn & hates wearing it down. has a crazy high pain tolerance (runs in the family) and used to get hurt a lot on accident as a kid (doing stupid shit like messing around with fire or blades). Autumn is her favorite season. messy, brash & assertive, & i’m sick of pretending she isn't </3. she was raised by Chris, no way is her room organized. has probably punched at least one person for saying some stupid bigoted shit. would be a great mom tbh. loves cherry-flavored stuff. has a matching tattoo with Chris!! ^_^

✧ ethan winters

transgender & bisexual autistic. has small nervous tics that come and go seemingly at random. not big on music. he just likes it as background noise. prefers instrumental music, like classical and jazz (somewhat canon), maybe a bit of dad rock. i think he'd like Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) by The Penguins & Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? by She & Him! used to collect trading cards as a kid. he didn't exactly know how to play, he just liked how they look and feel. "standard" childhood, married middle-class parents with stable jobs yada yada yada. grew up in Texas (where he eventually met Mia) and spent a good portion of his life completely oblivious to the concept of being trans. once finding out he was trans he and Mia moved to California and he started T. talks to himself. could probably grow his limbs back starfish-style if he gave them enough time/didn't cover his fingers up with bandages (like Lucas did when Jack cut his arm off). has a favorite dinosaur. hates horror movies. so many movie & pop culture references... the dad jokes never end. 100% a reddit user. absolute sucker for compliments.

[reformhim]

Becoming Cole

Cole had never believed in soulmates — not until the night he met Ethan.

It was simple, almost too simple: a glance across a crowded bar, a low, confident smile from Ethan, a slow, purposeful approach. Ethan was magnetic — handsome in a rugged, easy way, his body lean but solid, dark hair dusting his tan skin like it belonged there. His voice, when he spoke, was a deep, casual rumble that made Cole’s heart race in his chest.

Cole had always been the one in charge before. With his broad chest and shoulders, trimmed red beard, and commanding 6-foot presence, he looked like the type who took the lead — and he always had. Until Ethan.

Ethan had a different gravity. A gentle, masculine authority that wasn't forced, but felt.

And slowly — almost before Cole realized — things started changing.

The first change was subtle.

Cole would wake up tangled in Ethan’s arms, feeling a warm, dizzy softness flutter in his chest. His once coarse, ginger hair on his chest and legs started thinning without warning. His beard, the source of so much of his manly charm, began receding like a tide pulling back from the shore. At first, Cole thought it was stress or coincidence — until he felt how soft his skin had become, like silk warmed in sunlight.

Standing in front of the mirror one morning, Cole blinked at the reflection staring back. His body had leaned out, the soft swell of his dad bod melting into firm, youthful lines. His once pale skin carried a faint, glowing tan now, giving him a golden, almost boyish warmth.

And then... he noticed the floor felt a little closer.

Measuring himself against the wall, Cole’s heart skipped — 5'8". Four full inches gone, stolen quietly overnight. His size 13s now flopped ridiculously on his feet. By the end of the week, Ethan smirked as he handed Cole a pair of sleek new size 9.5 sneakers, "Just in case you needed something that fits better, handsome."

Cole swallowed thickly, heart racing. Ethan's hand brushed the back of his neck, a silent, possessive gesture, and Cole melted into it.

The hair on Cole’s head turned lighter over time too, shifting from fiery red to a sunny, strawberry blonde.

Ethan noticed the change with a slow, approving grin one night and gifted him something special: a thin, silver anklet. Cole, who never wore jewelry before, felt oddly shy as Ethan knelt to fasten it around his ankle.

"Perfect," Ethan said warmly, running a thumb over Cole’s now smooth, toned calf.

At Ethan’s gentle nudging, Cole’s wardrobe evolved too. His favorite outfit now? A light gray hoodie that draped loosely over his smaller frame, fitted light blue jeans rolled up at the cuffs, and tan flip-flops that showed off his new anklet gleaming in the sunlight.

Ethan also encouraged Cole to swap his old black boxer briefs for bright, pastel-colored briefs — powder blue, soft pink, mint green. They clung to his now perky, tight bubble butt, and though Cole flushed the first time he saw himself in the mirror, he couldn't deny the low, electric thrill of it. Emasculating, maybe. But freeing, too.

Sometimes, late at night, when Ethan was asleep, Cole would lie awake and touch his silky arms, his smooth chest, feel the anklet cold against his ankle, and wonder how much of himself he had traded away.

And yet... when Ethan would stir and pull him close, cradling him against his strong, hair-dusted chest — claiming him, protecting him — Cole would feel something else too.

A lightness.

A sense that, for once, he didn’t have to carry the world on his shoulders. That he could just be.

That maybe this was who he was always meant to become — soft, cherished, transformed.

And in Ethan’s arms, he wouldn't want it any other way.

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I needed... do draw dad bod ethan..

Send me some prompts you guys would like to see him in my style! Im vry bored

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LORD KARL HEISENBERG ; THE MECHANIC.

— Transatlantic & German.

— Smells strongly of smoke & gunpowder.

— Shades are typically only worn for working under bright lights.

— Handwriting is practically unreadable, prefers to use voice recordings.

— Not extremely fond of physical affection unless forced or absolutely necessary.

— Not used to being around a lot of people, which leads into isolation and a constant feeling of loneliness.

— Used to being alone, not used to social interactions, may come off much harsher then intended.

— Possessive over partners, friends & family, afraid someone may take them away one day.

— Eyes are a shade of honey-brown.

— There's a specific scar across my back during the experiments, it extends from my left shoulder blade down to the middle of my lower back.

— Thousands of scars all over, even in places where there shouldn't be scars.

— A ton of pent up anger that developed over the years.

— Was taken at the age of 16, I am now 140. 124 years too long.

— I don't remember my family or my life before this one. Then again, there's probably not much to remember.

— First language was German, forced to speak English when I was taken, this resulted in me forgetting almost all of my native language.

— When I first met Ethan Winters, I fully believed that he was my salvation, that if I could team up with him, I could finally get the Hell out of this shithole. But I was wrong. He turned me down and left me behind with no hesitation.

— Fine, fine. Trans Masc. I performed my own top surgery. I was originally taken in to be a lady, but then out of spite and anger I referred to myself as a lord, I then realized "oh, I actually like being referred to as a dude", and here I am now. Yep. Fun times.

— Don't ask me when the Hell my birthday is, I wouldn't know.

— Despite Ethan turning his back on me, I still felt at least a little obligated to help him out of there, even if he wouldn't help me. So I helped him without his knowledge. Every little trap, every little inconvenience, was to try and get him the Hell out of there with his daughter. Even if it meant he killed me in the end. As long as he and his daughter got out of there, and as long as Miranda was taken down.

— Realized what "bisexual" was when I met Ethan as stupid as it sounds. I didn't do nothin' about it though. Didn't think it was important.

— Autistic with ADHD and BPD, don't like to label myself, but come on, it's damn obvious.

— He/Him pronouns.

— Made my own fidgets with whatever materials I could get my hands on or whatever was laying around the factory. Gave one of them to Ethan at some point.

— I'm used to a lot of noise and auditory and visual stimulation, but I do get overwhelmed easily. I gotta be fidgeting with my hands at all times.

— Started smoking cigars to distress myself, it became an addiction, I couldn't stop, so here I am, still smokin' em.

— I have major texture issues, there's just certain textures, such as felt, that I literally can't touch without gagging. Some textures are just god-awful. Like glitter. I hate glitter. Why was it even made? Couldn't they have made something shiny that wasn't glitter?

— I've developed a lot of muscle from being in the factory so often and working with machines and shit. But I've still got what people like to call a: "dad bod".

— Not exactly the touchy-feely type, but I try.

— Also not super affectionate, but again, I try. But don't get all sappy on me, and if you do, don't expect it in return.

-> @satyrsystem , @spareeees , @the-wammys-house

[heathenkweer]

the horror and the wild || chapter nineteen: pain and sorrows

Fandom: Resident Evil Village Wordcount: 3,049 Characters/Relationship(s): Karl Heisenberg/Original Female Character, original characters, Ethan Winters, The Duke, Mother Miranda ADDITIONAL TAGS: Evil people in love, no redemption arcs here, Aranka is of the “you can fix him; I’ll join him in his insanity” sort, POV multiple, Dad bod Heisenberg, Light Dom/sub, Degradation, Restraints, Vaginal fingering, PIV sex, Body horror, gore, Phobia of pregnancy/tokophobia, cunnilingus, Unreliable narrator, adoraphobia, depression CONTENT WARNING: Some mild gore Summary: “I was eight years old when my father left me in the snow to die.”

In a cold cell, a ghost weaves a tale for the woman interrogating her: A tale of blood, prophets, four daughters for Four Lords, eldritch beings, and how they all fell.

Karl met Ethan’s gaze across the yard of whatever this place was, and found himself in a very, very aggravating position once again:   Having to come to Ethan fucking Winters for help. 

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Defending dad bod Ethan for the rest of my life like and reblog if u agree

[holycrapitsecho]

Ethan and Rose's morning routine

Anyways happy fathers Day :’)

(Dad bod Ethan 😦)

[cecibeanz]

Ethan hcs

-dad bod 1000%

-has lots of scars and stretch marks, I think especially around his wrists and leg from where they were stapled back on

-probably has nightmares from his trauma almost every night :(

-hesitant to let anyone hold or babysit rose, extremely protective of her

-he has social anxiety, fidgets all the time

-probably did the Cupid shuffle, cha cha slide, and electric slide with Mia at their wedding in 2011

-the events in Louisiana permanently changed his and Mia’s relationship for the worse, they probably mutually considered divorce but didn’t because of sunk cost fallacy; after enduring all of that hell to restore their relationship how could they just give it up? All of the lies and fear they probably have for each other after literally attempting to kill one another made them unable to ever look at each other the same way.

-he whimpers

-prefers to wear looser fitted clothes and typically the type to wear a shirt at the beach

-cuddles with Rose’s favorite toy monkey to sleep sometimes

-he is an amateur pianist! kinda projecting here but idc

-he is really good at cooking, I think before he married Mia he practiced a lot so he could help around the household

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military training

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Mr. Nakamura's conversation with his Son after meeting Percy, Ethan's new boyfriend.

Mr. Nakamura, — you are definitely my son…

Ethan, — what does that mean, Dad?

Mr. Nakamura, — do you remember that summer when you were 5 years old and I sent you to your grandparents in Kyoto for all the summers, and I myself went to work as a volunteer at the marine life assistance center…

Ethan, — DAD, NO!!

Mr. Nakamura sighed heavily, —unfortunately, yes, Poseidon was just charming and beautiful… Percy looks a lot like him… you and I have very similar tastes when it comes to guys, son.

[Red and confused, Ethan runs off to his room].

I love that they both have a thing for surfer bros with swim bods but also-

Ethan falling for the guy who tried to kill him and was supposed to be his enemy 🤝 His dad having a child with someone whose appearance changes to look like the person you most want to take revenge on

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(from @peonyblossom)

Ahh, Ethan, my resident cowboy/dad bod lover! Given your tastes, I've come to the conclusion that the style I'd give you is this one! I'd ofc give you a stylish hat and finish off the style with a piercing in either your eyebrow or your ear. You strike me as a person who likes to look iconic, but also comfortable 🫡 lmk if I've made you justice!

[peonyblossom]

hi just me spreading my dad-bod ethan agenda

[noonegetsleftbehind]

B - Body: Are they into a specific physique? Why or why not? Are they just preferences or complete turn offs?

A-Z Spicy Headcanon List - Still Accepting

Welp lol. Basically, look at Wesker, Piers, Leon and Ethan Winters. There's things in common there. A more lean physique. Either toned or dad bod. Short of tall. Maybe blonde. His preference leans male, but he uh... he do like a good set of booba in a woman and some curves.

[chanlixsbf]

Something about skinny pathetic men and their old ass bf.

[heathenkweer]

the horror and the wild || chapter ten: fire and blood

Fandom: Resident Evil Village Wordcount: 4,794 Characters/Relationship(s): Karl Heisenberg/Original Female Character, original characters, Ethan Winters, Mia Winters, Mother Miranda ADDITIONAL TAGS: Evil people in love, no redemption arcs here, Aranka is of the “you can fix him; I’ll join him in his insanity” sort, POV multiple, Dad bod Heisenberg, Light Dom/sub, Degradation, Restraints, Vaginal fingering, PIV sex, Body horror, gore, Phobia of pregnancy/tokophobia, cunnilingus, Unreliable narrator CONTENT WARNING: Gore Summary: “I was eight years old when my father left me in the snow to die.”

In a cold cell, a ghost weaves a tale for the woman interrogating her: A tale of blood, prophets, four daughters for Four Lords, eldritch beings, and how they all fell.

“I’m only saying, my dear,” the Duke continued, “that sometimes we say things we don’t mean, or do things that are unwise, when we are afraid.”  “He’s not afraid of Miranda,” Aranka said. “Not any more than he hates her, at least.”  The Duke tutted. “Not that sort of fear. Has it not occurred to you that, perhaps, your Heisenberg is afraid of something happening to you?”  She laughed; she couldn’t help it. “He isn’t. He knows I can take care of myself.”  “Knowing and knowing are two different things, Aranka.” 

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